Onions...

Randy was really tired all day. He tried to cut an onion and made a mess of it. All chunky and not in the usual half rings, how I like him to do it. He also didn't use the BIG knife as I instructed, siting that he's "been cutting for years" and "I'm no butterfingers like you Eric", which I retorted that he would soon be "Bloody Fingers" if he keeps cutting shit like that.