Bills, you guys

Hot billing action: the KeySpan and ConEd this month are $33.86 and $20.95 a person, respectively. Matt also nicely bought our homestead a 1 lb. bag of Pike's Place Roast, so we're officially Starbucked.

Watch out for Evelyn

FYI, two Jehovah's Witness ladies are roaming the neighborhood. At least one of them is named Evelyn, and they will try to argue that God exists even though he is invisible, because the air is also invisible but "we're still breathing" and the wind is still blowing. They seem to strike right when you need to go poo. They also gave me a booklet about what Jehovah wants from us, etc., which has plenty of great illustrations, especially of Jesus as a lost extra from Cannonball Run (excellent beard!). According to the photo on page 123, Jehovah does not like Latin gangs or stealing crystal figurines of ballerinas which you hide under your fur-lined coat.
They might be back to talk about certain chapters in this thing, so be sure to empty out your colon first or just ignore the doorbell.